User:Jackbrasses

'''"Your such a Jackbrass!" -1st chair flute.'''

Instruments

-Trombone~ my main instrument. (also 1st chair)

-Euphonium~ sometimes the band director makes me play it.

- Trumpet~ Currently taking lessons

- Flute~ Played it in 4th grade, switched to trombone the next year.

-Clarinet~ my aunt kinda forced me to learn it, but i'm terrible at playing it.

Worst Scenario in Band

My band director makes us listen to the piece we are playing, and write down on our music to see who is important. Once the 6th,7th, and 8th chair trombones were arguing about who was important in measures 50-65. They ended up having a fist fight and left with bloody noses, which left a large stain on the carpet. Apparently, they thought it was flutes that were important. It was actually the clarinets, trumpets, and percussion.

2nd Worst

I honestly don't know the whole back story to this. 14th chair flute was talking to the band director, he was holding his clarinet. Soon after he slams down the clarinet and speed walks out the door. The flute player starting sobbing, and the band director didn't come back until 20 minutes. Everyone was saying things like "What's wrong? What did he do!" and such. She kept saying it was nothing, and the 8th chair trombone (he's the troublemaker of the band) tells her to stop being a brat. (I'm not going to put what he actually says since I'm not sure cursing/swearing is allowed here.) She stand up and runs as fast at the speed of light and kicks him in between his legs. The band director was watching the entire thing.

3rd Worst

Some stupid clarinet player thought it be funny to hit his $ 8,000 wooden clarinet with gold lacquer keys on the snare drum. It split into 2, and the band director had lost it.

4th worst

Last chair horn player was playing a high not in their practice room, and got in school suspension because the band director thought he was playing the recorder.

Band quotes

"Trumpet need to shut up!"-flutes

"Who is this?" - Trumpets

"Flutes suck" - pretty much the whole band, even flute players said it.

"Trey get out of your case." - Band Director to the 4'2 tuba player.

"Tubas ew" - Band Director when tuning.

"mY rEED is CONTAMINATED" - Oboe Allie.

"Playing the euphonium is the best!" - Baritones

"Why is there a cherry lollipop in your mouth piece Dolan?"- Band director to the 1st chair tuba.

"Piccolo shut up please i'm now Helen Keller"- 8th chair trombone

"Excuse me sir, you have gone over the tempo speed. Here's your ticket." -8th chair trombone to percussion.

"What slide position is Bb?"- That one tenor horn player who recently switched to trombone and we don't accept him and he tried to challenge me for my chair even if he can't get a sound.

"This is a waltz"- 4th chair alto saxophone when he sees a 4/4 timing.

"why do the euphoniums and baritones like Adolphe Sax he made the saxophone not your instruments." -Saxophone section.

"I joined band because it's fun."

"Why does the oboe sound like a duck and a dying cat?" - pretty much whole band

"All around me are familiar instruments."- the bassoonist, baritone saxophonist, and contrabass player.

"It's not just a trombone; it's a device of pleasure."- 8th chair trombone

"Ashton i'm Lovett it!" - low brass to 8th chair trombone

"You spell clarinet 'C-L-A-R-A-N-E-T' ok Ava"- last chair claranet

"YOU NEED TO ANCHOR TO YOUR MOUTH PIECE"- last chair clarinet

* plays with puffed cheeks, squeaks, and doesn't anchor*- last chair clarinet

"mY GOD Jason you're such a teachers pet. You deserve to be last chair euphonium, what the hell, you play baritone. YOUR'RE So annoying! You always copy me, Jack (Timpani player), Mimi (me), cooper (snare drum player),and Dakota (baritone saxophonist)!!!!!!! YoU aRe OnLy 2Nd ChAiR sInCe ThE bAnD dIrEcToR dOsEn'T wAnT yOu To HaVe a FiT!!!!"- 1st chair euphonium.

"In Vietnam, we eat everything! YUMMY IN MY TUMMY!1!!!!11!1!11"- 2nd chair euphonium (Baritone.)

"JAMES NOOOOOOO"- snare drum player when 11th chair trumpet was sucking on his mouthpiece and he chocked on it.

"Legend has it, when you enter 4th row or percussion, ye should lose all hope when entering." - Me.

'''Hi Shuuichi is my favorite character please don't hate him. '''